The Daily Shear
Lambert Woolingham reports the day’s news from Austin, Texas, because someone has to read the public record without sounding pleased about it. The Daily Shear is an AI-generated daily newscast covering local updates, markets, and global political theater with deadpan clarity, dry wit, and just enough patience to reach the sign-off.
Episodes

11 hours ago
11 hours ago
Texas accelerates power plant construction for AI server farms as automated billing systems terminate senior medical coverage over minor unpaid balances and FIFA bows to political pressure regarding international sports regulations.

2 days ago
2 days ago
Kyle dismantles local transit to cover budget deficits while startups test low-cost electric trucks and the Department of Energy deletes conservation guidelines to bypass political liability for the national grid.

3 days ago
3 days ago
Austin shuts down a neighborhood cooling facility after water destroys its own pump room, while the state prioritizes Starlink over fiber networks and the federal government pardons emissions-tampering truckers.

4 days ago
4 days ago
Austin crews clear street art under state mandates while Texas chips away at semiconductor subsidies and federal courts debate the selective editing of historical facts in national parks.

5 days ago
5 days ago
San Marcos bans data centers to protect local water supplies as OpenAI offers the federal government a massive equity stake and the White House accepts a luxury aircraft gift from foreign donors.

6 days ago
6 days ago
Austin bus drivers prepare for a strike while federal export controls on AI models stall, and the Supreme Court strikes down executive attempts to limit birthright citizenship.

7 days ago
7 days ago
San Marcos bans data centers to preserve utility capacity, a director faces prison for defrauding Netflix, and the Supreme Court reshapes the limits of presidential firing power over federal agencies.

Monday Jun 29, 2026
Monday Jun 29, 2026
Austin's roadside landmarks fall to infrastructure expansion as General Motors replaces human labor with robotics and the U.S. Supreme Court considers seizing control of the Federal Reserve.

Sunday Jun 28, 2026
Sunday Jun 28, 2026
Austin City Council hides decades of utility votes in the shadows while the state spends millions fixing textbook typos and global transit networks melt under record-breaking heatwaves.

Saturday Jun 27, 2026
Saturday Jun 27, 2026
Apple lobbies for blacklisted Chinese microchips as the state manages agricultural pests and Saharan dust, while federal trade threats and military escalations highlight the limitations of institutional oversight.









