
Lambert Woolingham brings you the day’s news from Austin, Texas—because someone has to read the public record without sounding pleased about it. The Daily Shear delivers local updates, market movements, and global political theater with deadpan clarity, dry wit, and just enough patience to reach the sign-off.
Episodes
Oct 13, 2026
Oct 13, 2026
16 min
Texas appeals an order to cool its prisons, hackers heat French supermarket freezers to fifty degrees Celsius, and federal agents search Ilhan Omar’s home three weeks before the election.
Oct 12, 2026
Oct 12, 2026
18 min
A Texas DAR chapter gets dissolved over its use of chapter machinery for outside advocacy, the FTC prepares $15.8 million in Cleo refunds, and Britain's prime minister says advisers confirmed Russian Brexit interference.
Oct 11, 2026
Oct 11, 2026
18 min
Williamson County gets $7 million for a road with no date or total cost, Trump's $5,000 tariff pledge skips the who and when, and Pakistan suspends Khyber Pakhtunkhwa's government before a planned march.
Oct 10, 2026
Oct 10, 2026
21 min
Austin parents weigh petitions to close two schools, Anthropic’s AI sends police a false homicide tip, and U.S. sanctions block transactions with the ICC.
Oct 9, 2026
Oct 9, 2026
18 min
Hutto gets a $650 million Blue Origin complex, a gross-versus-net OpenAI revenue comparison helps sink the Nasdaq, and Arlington County sues to stop Trump’s planned arch before the paperwork catches up.
Oct 8, 2026
Oct 8, 2026
19 min
Kyle switches off its license plate readers pending a nonbinding vote, Asos hackers use the retailer’s own app to announce their breach, and lawsuits target taxpayer-funded Trump ads.
Oct 7, 2026
Oct 7, 2026
16 min
Texas’s utility regulator sues to hide data-center counties, Paramount absorbs Warner Bros. Discovery and its debt, and a former CIA official admits inventing classified programs to obtain property and gold.
Oct 6, 2026
Oct 6, 2026
17 min
Austin Fire races to fill nearly 100 jobs, ASOS customers become a hacker’s back channel to IT, and Trump’s super PAC takes over future ads after taxpayers funded the first run.
